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THE CONPREHENSIVE LIST OF KNOWN ANCIENT MEMES

SHOOP DA WHOOP!

Origin: The Lazer Collection

This meme, when invoked, causes the user to spew out a destructive "lazor" that annihilates virtually anything it hits.
It is usually manifested via the chanting of a phrase such as: "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR", but there have been regular cases in it's origin world where people have manifested it without the need to do a specific chant.

Za Warudo

Origin: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

This is a meme that was created amidst the chaos and destruction amassed by DIO, a vampire who possessed a stand bearing the name: "The World". This stand's ability was to literally stop time, granting the user full movement within and being able to manipulate the surrounding environment. Any movement/damage inflicted to objects or people would have a delayed effect until time resumed.
Invoking this meme will allow you to emulate the time-stopping powers of this stand for exactly nine seconds.

Nyan Cat

Origin: Youtube

A mysterious space-faring creature that takes the form of a cat with a toaster pastry for a torso. It is able to move at extreme speeds, leaving a rainbow trail in it's wake.
Invoking this meme envelops the user in a rainbow aura, granting the speed of this creature for a limited time.